A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
the comic is killing me
This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to.
::like a puppy::
oh my fucking god
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god
shots. fucking. fired.
No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch
amy schumer is a fucking goddess. i don’t even know how this made the cut because it’s not funny, and i imagine it went a couple rounds with standards and practices but it’s fucking brilliant.
…..but that ASS and those LEGS♡