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youre-hardtohold:


bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

youre-hardtohold:

bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

pixiesizedprincess:

This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to. 

fuck-you-coach:

::like a puppy::

fuck-you-coach:

::like a puppy::

the-goddamazon:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

FLAGRANT

the-goddamazon:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

FLAGRANT

youlovelucie:

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

amy schumer is a fucking goddess.  i don’t even know how this made the cut because it’s not funny, and i imagine it went a couple rounds with standards and practices but it’s fucking brilliant.

indianatractorboy:

Archive Indiana Tractor Boy 

indianatractorboy:

Archive Indiana Tractor Boy 

hrryhardon:

fuckyeaimgay:

Constant Gay Porn!

hrryhardon archive
2hot2bstr8:

…..but that ASS and those LEGS♡

2hot2bstr8:

…..but that ASS and those LEGS